expatriado@lemmy.world · 1 day agoThe second time you die is when spam mail stops being delivered with your name.message-squaremessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up198arrow-down12
arrow-up196arrow-down1message-squareThe second time you die is when spam mail stops being delivered with your name.expatriado@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square15linkfedilink
doomslang@lemmy.zip · 2 days agoIf you showed me a lineup of 10 guys and asked me which one ran a worm farm I feel like I would get it right 100% of the time. message-squaremessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1131arrow-down17
arrow-up1124arrow-down1message-squareIf you showed me a lineup of 10 guys and asked me which one ran a worm farm I feel like I would get it right 100% of the time. doomslang@lemmy.zip · 2 days agomessage-square52linkfedilink
early_riser@lemmy.world · 1 day agoCats know how to input the Konami code in real life. That's why they have nine lives.message-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down16
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareCats know how to input the Konami code in real life. That's why they have nine lives.early_riser@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square3linkfedilink
cockmushroom@reddthat.comEnglish · 1 day agoWater's wetness is upstream of anything else's wetness because you'd never say that an object with a single water molecule on its surface was wetplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down11
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareWater's wetness is upstream of anything else's wetness because you'd never say that an object with a single water molecule on its surface was wetplus-squarecockmushroom@reddthat.comEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square15linkfedilink
58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoAll cocks are pee cocks, but not all peacocks are cocksmessage-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1113arrow-down124
arrow-up189arrow-down1message-squareAll cocks are pee cocks, but not all peacocks are cocks58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square25linkfedilink
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-219 hours agoAccording to Gresham’s law, people historically spent coins with the worst metal content first and stashed the best. This suggests that Ea-nāṣir’s shitty copper is still in circulation. message-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up1102arrow-down15
arrow-up197arrow-down1message-squareAccording to Gresham’s law, people historically spent coins with the worst metal content first and stashed the best. This suggests that Ea-nāṣir’s shitty copper is still in circulation. AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-219 hours agomessage-square7linkfedilink
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days agoHas there ever been a PSA reminding people to spay or neuter their pets featuring the Garbage song Fix Me Now?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down14
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareHas there ever been a PSA reminding people to spay or neuter their pets featuring the Garbage song Fix Me Now?plus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 days agoMost of the "answers" on Jeopardy would be completely unhelpful and nonsensical answers to the "questions"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down14
arrow-up150arrow-down1message-squareMost of the "answers" on Jeopardy would be completely unhelpful and nonsensical answers to the "questions"plus-squareFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
Yasmeen@lemmy.world · 3 days agoNever forget that you're the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible. message-squaremessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up1366arrow-down16
arrow-up1360arrow-down1message-squareNever forget that you're the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible. Yasmeen@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square20linkfedilink
Yondoza@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agoShouldn't 'cookies' be called 'bake-ies'?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up175arrow-down14
arrow-up171arrow-down1message-squareShouldn't 'cookies' be called 'bake-ies'?plus-squareYondoza@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agomessage-square23linkfedilink
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.world · 5 days agoEssay writing services must be in shambles now that you can just use AI to cheatmessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down11
arrow-up156arrow-down1message-squareEssay writing services must be in shambles now that you can just use AI to cheatEmerald (she/her)@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 6 days agoWould conservative audiences believe a targeted mis/disinformation campaign about AI being capable of helping men become pregnant?plus-squarethelemmy.clubimagemessage-square117linkfedilinkarrow-up1543arrow-down135
arrow-up1508arrow-down1imageWould conservative audiences believe a targeted mis/disinformation campaign about AI being capable of helping men become pregnant?plus-squarethelemmy.clubgreen_goglin@thelemmy.club · 6 days agomessage-square117linkfedilink
reddig33@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoJack Klugman should’ve done a guest appearance on CSIplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down10
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareJack Klugman should’ve done a guest appearance on CSIplus-squarereddig33@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
tiny_hedgehog@piefed.socialEnglish · 6 days agoIf men gave birth, abortion clinics would be on every cornerplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square118linkfedilinkarrow-up1376arrow-down1113
arrow-up1263arrow-down1message-squareIf men gave birth, abortion clinics would be on every cornerplus-squaretiny_hedgehog@piefed.socialEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square118linkfedilink
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 6 days agoWould wrapping a house in giant Saran wrap to prepare for a hurricane be a really good idea, or a really bad one?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down13
arrow-up175arrow-down1message-squareWould wrapping a house in giant Saran wrap to prepare for a hurricane be a really good idea, or a really bad one?plus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square50linkfedilink
Ey ich frag doch nur@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoEverything in the world should have the same price per weight.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down125
arrow-up1-15arrow-down1message-squareEverything in the world should have the same price per weight.plus-squareEy ich frag doch nur@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square30linkfedilink
xia@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 days agoClutter expands to fill its containermessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down10
arrow-up133arrow-down1message-squareClutter expands to fill its containerxia@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
NONE@lemmy.world · 4 days agoWhat if the AI is a Lovecraftian entity, like in Dead Space?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down12
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareWhat if the AI is a Lovecraftian entity, like in Dead Space?plus-squareNONE@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Possibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish · 7 days agoHave we been in a bubble for 50 yearsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up185arrow-down16
arrow-up179arrow-down1message-squareHave we been in a bubble for 50 yearsplus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square28linkfedilink
Curious_Canid@piefed.caEnglish · 7 days agoThe Real Tech Billionaire Motto: "Move fast and break other people's things." message-squaremessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1313arrow-down14
arrow-up1309arrow-down1message-squareThe Real Tech Billionaire Motto: "Move fast and break other people's things." Curious_Canid@piefed.caEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square14linkfedilink
