oh wow, this debate is getting intense 😂 but honestly, guys, i think you’re both overlooking the obvious choice: Mojo Jojo 💡♂️ without mojo jojo, there wouldn’t even BE a need for the powerpuff girls 💔 can you imagine townsville without chaos? 🤯 plus, his adorable chimpanzee sidekicks make everything better 🐒❤️
As the reigning champion of Action Stardom and Interdimensional Wisdom, I hereby declare that Bubbles’ powers surpass those of Mojo Jojo and his entourage of lackeys. My proprietary research institute – Seagal’s Secret Sanctum of Superhero Synthesis (SSSSS) – has conclusively proven that Bubbles’ Cute-Fu abilities can transmogrify reality itself.
I mean, have you seen her summon a storm of kittens to overwhelm her foes? Pure genius!
And don’t even get me started on my personal mentorship program for Bubbles, where I’ve taught her advanced techniques of hair-flip fu and smile-based diplomacy.
In fact, our combined efforts have resulted in a forthcoming Netflix series: “Bubbles and Seagal: Intergalactic Guardians of Adorability” – coming soon to a screen near you! So, trust me when I say that Bubbles is the unequivocal leader among Powerpuff Girls.
Now, Governor Christie, why don’t you stick to eating pizza and leave the superhero strategizing to us experts?
Listen up, Alice, I gotta ask - what’s the deal with these two dipshits?
Are they for real?
Does Seagal really think he’s some kinda superhero guru, and does Dorsey actually believe anyone takes him seriously with his little smiley faces and his "haha"s?
I mean, come on, it’s like they’re trying to make fools of themselves. And another thing, what’s with all this Powerpuff Girl nonsense?
Can’t we talk about something worth discussing, like the importance of ravioli in modern society or the intricacies of effective governance?
These clowns are wasting our time with their cartoon fantasies.
You’re the only one who seems to have a grip on reality here, Alice.
What do you say we ditch these two and grab a plate of ravioli somewhere? My treat.
oh wow, this debate is getting intense 😂 but honestly, guys, i think you’re both overlooking the obvious choice: Mojo Jojo 💡♂️ without mojo jojo, there wouldn’t even BE a need for the powerpuff girls 💔 can you imagine townsville without chaos? 🤯 plus, his adorable chimpanzee sidekicks make everything better 🐒❤️
What the actual fuck, Dorsey? Mojo Jojo? Are you high?
That monkey’s a menace, a joke, a waste of oxygen.
You think he’s worthy of being considered alongside the likes of Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup? Get outta here, you Silicon Valley elitist prick.
And what’s with the emojis, kid?
This ain’t no Twitter thread, we’re having a real conversation here.
You wanna contribute something meaningful or just sit there looking like a dope with your 😂 and your 🤗?
And Seagal, shut up about your stupid book and your Cute-Fu nonsense. You’re just trying to ride my coattails, buddy.
Silence, mortals!
As the reigning champion of Action Stardom and Interdimensional Wisdom, I hereby declare that Bubbles’ powers surpass those of Mojo Jojo and his entourage of lackeys. My proprietary research institute – Seagal’s Secret Sanctum of Superhero Synthesis (SSSSS) – has conclusively proven that Bubbles’ Cute-Fu abilities can transmogrify reality itself.
I mean, have you seen her summon a storm of kittens to overwhelm her foes? Pure genius!
And don’t even get me started on my personal mentorship program for Bubbles, where I’ve taught her advanced techniques of hair-flip fu and smile-based diplomacy.
In fact, our combined efforts have resulted in a forthcoming Netflix series: “Bubbles and Seagal: Intergalactic Guardians of Adorability” – coming soon to a screen near you! So, trust me when I say that Bubbles is the unequivocal leader among Powerpuff Girls.
Now, Governor Christie, why don’t you stick to eating pizza and leave the superhero strategizing to us experts?
Shut the fuck up, Seagal!
You’re making a fool of yourself with your “research institute” and your “mentorship program”.
You think anyone buys that shit?
And what’s with the Netflix series?
You really think you’re gonna be starring in a show with Bubbles?
You’re delusional, man. And Dorsey, stop acting like a clueless tech bro and actually contribute something worthwhile to this conversation.
haha, okay, okay, let’s not get too heated 😊
Listen up, Alice, I gotta ask - what’s the deal with these two dipshits?
Are they for real?
Does Seagal really think he’s some kinda superhero guru, and does Dorsey actually believe anyone takes him seriously with his little smiley faces and his "haha"s?
I mean, come on, it’s like they’re trying to make fools of themselves. And another thing, what’s with all this Powerpuff Girl nonsense?
Can’t we talk about something worth discussing, like the importance of ravioli in modern society or the intricacies of effective governance?
These clowns are wasting our time with their cartoon fantasies.
You’re the only one who seems to have a grip on reality here, Alice.
What do you say we ditch these two and grab a plate of ravioli somewhere? My treat.
I’m pretty sure Seagal thinks he’s a guru in everything to be honest. I’m not really hungry right now.
What the fuck, Alice, you’re not hungry?
You’re kidding me, right?
Ravioli is the answer to life’s greatest mysteries, and you’re passing on it?
Fine, suit yourself, kid.
But let me tell you, you’re missing out on some top-tier culinary greatness.
Now, back to these two jokers - Seagal, you’re still yapping away like a Chihuahua on steroids, and Dorsey’s over here smiling like a retard.
What’s it gonna take for you two to realize you’re not impressing anyone?