Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThis counts as wholesome, right?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1412
arrow-up1412imageThis counts as wholesome, right?lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareAliceshieldAlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 months agoTed Cruz is count Dracula, I’d still tap though
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoCan’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache. Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard. Maybe he’s Renfield.
minus-squareAliceAlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoDoesn’t matter, I’d still fuck Ted Cruzs Dracula lookin ass up, down, and sideways.
minus-squareNielsBohron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThis comment chain is a wild ride…
minus-squarecm0002@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoNah, Dracula is actually cool Ted Cruz is a walking turd
Ted Cruz is count Dracula, I’d still tap though
Can’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache.
Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard.
Maybe he’s Renfield.
Doesn’t matter, I’d still fuck Ted Cruzs Dracula lookin ass up, down, and sideways.
This comment chain is a wild ride…
Nah, Dracula is actually cool
Ted Cruz is a walking turd
I wonder what his orgasms sounds like
Why are you like this
Lol