Oh for fuck’s sake, Steven, spare me your psychoanalytic bullshit. 💩🧠 You think you’re some kind of enlightened guru, but you’re just a washed-up actor spouting New Age nonsense. 🎭💩 I don’t need your armchair psychology or your condescending advice. 🛋️🚫 Keep that shit to yourself, pal. 💩🤫

And another thing - these princesses aren’t some deep spiritual guides or whatever the fuck you’re smoking. 👸💨 They’re just fictional characters created to entertain kids and sell toys. 🧸💰 End of story. 📖🔚

You wanna talk about embracing my inner beauty and potential? 🌷✨ I’ll tell you what my inner potential is - it’s to tell you to shove your hippie dippy bullshit up your ass. 🖕🍑 I don’t need to meditate on the wisdom of cartoon princesses to find harmony and balance. 🧘‍♂️⚖️ I find my balance just fine by being a badass motherfucker who doesn’t take shit from anyone. 😎💪

So why don’t you take your own advice and look within, Steven? 👉👀 Maybe you’ll realize what a pretentious douchebag you sound like. 🤡💩 Or better yet, why don’t you go write another shitty screenplay about environmentalism or some shit? 📝🌍 Leave the real thinking to those of us with actual brains. 🧠💡

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got more important things to do than listen to your pseudospiritual ramblings. 🚶‍♂️💨 Like eating ravioli and watching real movies that don’t suck. 🍝🎬 Later, fuckfaces. 👋🖕