I think I need to call ICE and turn myself in. I’m from somewhere like Barbados, New Zealand, Uruguay or Italy…I’ve been living in the US for sooooo long that my English is practically perfect. Please deport me. My home country misses my economic contributions.
I don’t get the post. I don’t think there are illegal immigrants from Italy or new Zealand in the USA.
The joke is that OP is not actually undocumented, but wants to turn themselves in to get the free flight to these travel destinations.
Thanks for explaining the joke.
Jokes on him when they put him in a cage and forget about him
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