• lightnsfw@reddthat.comEnglish
    3·
    5 hours ago

    But feeling like I’m falling when I’m going to sleep is the only time I really feel alive…

  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    4 hours ago
    • remove redundant form of hemoglobin

    Ah yes let’s make the entire system vulnerable so a single attack vector can shutdown every node.

  • Phoenicianpirate@lemm.eeEnglish
    1·
    4 hours ago

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who has nightmares of slipping on ice and falling down stairs when I sleep. The kicks I do are annoying.

  • Olhonestjim@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    4 hours ago

    I’d like to reengineer the mosquito to draw blood samples, identify viruses, then create and spread vaccinations.

  • Olhonestjim@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    4 hours ago

    I would absolutely go for 6 fingers. Preferably an additional thumb. Not to mention an additional joint in each. Let’s go base 12!

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      4·
      18 hours ago

      How do you picture it? Like a spider monkey, a fox, or like one of those hippopotamus’s who helicopter chops their shit everywhere?

      One sounds useful, one sounds cute, one sounds like your asserting dominance over unexpecting persons waiting in queue

      • Manalith@midwest.socialEnglish
        2·
        7 hours ago

        I feel like different races would have different tails based on what’s most useful to their environment.

    • Zerush@lemmy.mlEnglish
      1·
      4 hours ago

      A lot of Bioluminiscence, but Infrared light as almost in any living be, which we can’t see without special devices.

      Structural weakness not only in the lower back, but also in the knees. The human being still has many reminists of an quadruped, as one of the younger species. He still has a way to be optimized as bipedo. Lower back and knees are still not optimized for this, apart of some other static and organic problems. We are still in phase beta.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      10 hours ago

      Thank you, I came here to say the same thing. The problem isn’t that we don’t glow, it’s the fact that our eyes suck.

  • TDCN@feddit.dkEnglish
    21·
    2 days ago

    Can we also fix the depression glitch where happiness points aren’t collected and your brain energy bar depleats completely with no way of regeneration without hacking the brain with 3rd party tool antidepressants.

  • Majorllama@lemmy.worldEnglish
    152·
    2 days ago

    They are forgetting that TERRIBLE design choice where if you accidentally bite the inside of your cheek it swells up making it easier to bite it on accident again and again.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      10 hours ago

      There’s also the weird decision to put a bunch of easily-bruised bones in your butt which would normally be used for a tail.

      I once had a creationist defend the coccyx as being necessary for keeping muscles together. That was fun.

        • blackn1ght@feddit.ukEnglish
          8·
          2 days ago

          I think they’re calling you out on saying “on accident” rather than “by accident”

          • Majorllama@lemmy.worldEnglish
            5·
            2 days ago

            Are both not acceptable ways of typing that out? I know I’m bad at punctuation, grammar and spelling, but I thought you could say you did something on accident or by accident interchangeably.

            • blackn1ght@feddit.ukEnglish
              5·
              2 days ago

              Nope, it’s just by accident. Must be a certain demographic that seems to have fallen into the habit of saying it as I never hear people use “on” in real life.

  • Meowstermind@slrpnk.netEnglish
    41·
    2 days ago

    We need to have some process engineers look at the pregnancy and birthing process, there’s much room for improvement. Maybe take a totally new approach to it, it’s just not it.

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      2·
      18 hours ago

      Agreed, that shits rough on people. Impacts of teeth and post-partum. Yet a funny thing there is that we can tell you down to the day you were impregnated by the growth of the fetus.

      Next person. Sir drink this stuff to make you shit your brains out and I’m going to shove my finger in your ass to see if we can get a scope of what your insides are like.

    • caseyweederman@lemmy.caEnglish
      8·
      2 days ago

      Just divide at a cellular level, nature has already solved this problem! Upstart life forms these days thinking they can reinvent the wheel.