Hey, I lost a lot of weight by removing my limbs!
So for the first leg you chop off, your BMI goes down. With the second one, it goes up significantly. Only chop off one leg.
One leg and one arm though. The ideal body is very narrow lol
Instructions unclear, I now don’t have a head.
Loose 12lbs instantly!
…by chopping off your arm!
Doctors hate this one weird trick!
Plus, you got a really cute nickname! Torso Boy!
I saved about $80,000 by not buying a Cybertruck!
Next time try not buying two of them. The additional $80,000 is life-changing!
If I don’t buy a Cybertruck every day for a year, I can afford a yacht! Now just add some avocado toast, if I’m feeling fancy.
And a fine ooh la la to you too, Lord Fauntleroy!
I have not bought several Cyber Trucks. At this point, I’m a billionaire myself
But then you don’t get to lose fingers or burn to death.
Damn. Well that’s a chance I’ll just have to take…
You can “save” a bunch of money by not paying the Fire Department. It’ll look great on a budget, and then you can enjoy the beautiful skyline of your city burning!
Oh hey, I think we did that in 2017 with our pandemic response team. I hear there have been no negative consequences
There’s no evidence of negative consequences.
That’s true! I just looked for the website and there’s nothing! Yay!!! I was worried something like 1.2 million Americans were dead because of it, but apparently not!
(Satire. The CDC website still exists. For now…)
This is what they’re doing, but with literally everything.
The country is going to implode.
Is that what happened with the forest fires?
There is a degree to which wild fires could be solved “just” by ramping up land management significantly to remove invasive species, remove dead growth and overgrowth, etc.
The wildfires have been so bad primarily because of invasive species changing what grows where and breaking down natural fire protections, combined with climate change and reduced natural wildfires creating higher fire risk conditions
My understanding is they also introduced Australian trees that drop huge amounts of combustible material to contribute to fires because they thrive in those conditions
and then you can enjoy the beautiful skyline of your city burning!
But how could I? Especially without firemen to start the glow.
Hard to enjoy when the air quality is so bad that you can’t even breath outside lol
It reminds me of sim city budget.
Social programs are profitable, it costs more to take care of a problem than to prevent it.
I wish there was enough time to sit each of these troglodytes down and teach them the world from kindergarten and up. It clearly didn’t take the first time.
Why not one trillion? I mean shit, we’re gonna need 4.5 trillion to offset the giveaway to the billionaires. 100 billion is rookie numbers.
Watch, they’ll cut everything and then they’ll somehow blame the dems for mistreating Veterans, causing huge epidemics, planes falling out of the skies, children dying, instigating genocides, and wars
If your premise is “The government does nothing beneficial” then cutting it makes sense 100% of the time. I wish Elon would take some time to check out Chesterton’s fence. I’ll deliberately not link that here to frustrate readers.
I’ll deliberately not link that here to frustrate readers.
If i could read, I’d be very upset.
All it cost was two airplane-fulls of people and hundreds of peoples’ livelihoods, among other things.
