This is some serious shit here. I'm in an emergency situation and just tried reaching out to Paw Patrol. I was informed that this is a cartoon show and that the Paw Patrol is not real. What do I do?

Alice · 3 months ago

Vinny_93@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Start your own Paw Patrol. With blackjack and hookers. Matter of fact, forget the Paw Patrol.

Alice · 3 months ago

Hooker Patrol 🚓 👌

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

No need to reinvent the wheel. Just reach out to a furry community.

Alice · 3 months ago

Excellent point

MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com · edit-2 3 months ago

Paw patrol porn used to be a real place. Not that I know anything about it.