If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen?

AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee · 1 day ago

accideath@lemmy.world · 1 hour ago

In an accident.

other_cat@lemmy.zip · 1 hour ago

The OTHER cat got me.

SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 1 hour ago

Uhhh

Vopyr@lemmy.world · 1 hour ago

I guess I’ll die from being sucked out of my blood by a vampire.

oldfart@lemm.ee · 2 hours ago

Asphyxiation

CLTCMNDR@lemm.ee · 2 hours ago

I am commanded…. by the clits 😟

EchoCranium@lemmy.zip · 3 hours ago

All the pressure built up from the escalating screams echoing inside my skull will make my head explode in a spectacular and messy fashion.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago

Some kind of internet last stand.

WEAPONX@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago

Slashed to ribbons by freshly escaped crazed Wolverine.

SendPicsofSandwiches@sh.itjust.works · 4 hours ago

HaveMeOnYourPodcast@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago

Doxxed by H3?

the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago

I catch a Solarbeam to the face!

steeznson@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago

I’d piss off the wrong person with an excess of style with ease

BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee · 4 hours ago

i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it

a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world · edit-2 4 hours ago

Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw

bilnkandmissit@lemm.ee · 6 hours ago

I’ll never know. I blinked.