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AliceMA to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 7 months ago

If I give you a tape measure, would you be able to tell me precisely how far your head is up your own ass ?

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If I give you a tape measure, would you be able to tell me precisely how far your head is up your own ass ?

AliceMA to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 7 months ago
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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Does the tape measure have a flaired base?

    • AliceOPMA
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      7 months ago

      Yes

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    Nope. Too tight

    • AliceOPMA
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      7 months ago

      May I have a glance ?

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    Approximately negative three feet.

    Wait, why do I have three feet hanging out of my ass?

    • AliceOPMA
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      I’ll get the scissors

  • infinitevalence@discuss.online
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    Yes but remember any measurement requires an initial reference point.

    • AliceOPMA
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      This is true

  • MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com
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    deleted by creator

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      Sorry I’m blind I can’t see your response

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