well *gestures at everything* isn’t it just kind of common knowledge now?
Well I did notice it’s been hotter lately
Guys! Guys! I just figured it out! The last couple years, we’ve been living in a Monthy Python sketch! Now it all makes sense!
A WIIIIITTCH!!
May we burn her? By making our habitat unlivable for us by putting soooo many green houses gases into the atmosphere!
So hot right now.
It’s been colder here, check mate atheists!
Get out of the kiln.
Cause it ended in 2012, remember?
Remember? Before the fucking fever dream reality we entered?
We need to find in ourselves the permeability to pass through a great invisible filter that separates the past and the future of humanity. We are collectively at the kind of moment that only happens once for a species.
Before the flattening. Ah, what a wonderful time that was.
Too obvious now.
That’s because we’re now living it.
Kinda like The Onion, such things are in a tough spot.
It already happened, we are living in the end
Clearly this means it’s already ended. An you sure you’re not in an afterlife right now?
Welcome to hell
Shit got real fucked up after Harold camping, so I’m not so sure
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The religious groups still do, just less loudly.
Religious fanatics more like it. I remember when some guy in Russia declared himself Jesus and started a cult
OP: “No one has predicted the end of the world in a while” Lemmy: “It’s the end times, the end times have come!”
Prediction? Bro, we’re chronicling
It’s not a shocking attention grabber anymore. Most people are well aware that the world is in a bad spot. Some idiots still argue about why, but most of us know why. We’re in the end times. It’s not biblical and no great battle will be taking place between good and evil. It’s happening slowly, and increasingly hotter. The end is no longer nigh, it’s here. I used to hope that we’d be better, and put in my part of the work. Now I still try, but I no longer have hope for humanity as a whole.
So how long until the end is over? If the end is now, when does it seem like the actual end?
Do you mean correctly? If not, there have been several predictions this month.
There was a lot of talk relating the eclipse and Israel to the end times, and then last week there was this:
We’re big on subscription services now, can’t sell subscriptions if the world is going to end.
We’re already riding it it I reckon. Should be like a deep breath out, but I think we’ll eventually recover.
Hah, I agree. No need for the nutters to predict it when civilization is dangling its toes off the precipice. You can see it on the horizon. Global instability, wars, anthropogenic climate change. They’re holding their breath like the rest of us.
I gotchu fam. It’ll be next February. Check it.
@remindme@mstdn.social 9 months
How can you predict what’s already here?
