and I mean a full-on wrought iron butt that was always attached and you don’t even have a spare regular butt to swap out and enjoy on weekends

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    4 days ago

    Talk in a funny robot accent and tell people to “bite my shiny metal ass” all day.

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    Probably draw a target on it and bend over so ppl can use it as target practice

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    5 days ago

    I dunno, it’d be a downgrade from my current buns of steel. I’d have to be more careful. Might make a crack in it.