• SJ0
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    11 months ago

    The thing I like about this is the idea of them doing what they used to do back in the '70s, where a situation would come up and they would declare their power and the fact that it would be beneficial in this situation.

    “I’ll use my tiny baby dick to solve this problem!”

    “My dry vagina is just what the doctor ordered!”

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    11 months ago

    Feel bad for baby dick man lol

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      11 months ago

      It’s worse than you think. He isn’t being figurative, his penis is literally a baby. he gets woken multiple times a night to change diapers and feed the baby.

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        11 months ago

        So it’s your standard 19 inch, 8 pound Johnson

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      11 months ago

      Yeah, you can fix dry pussy but baby dick got no cure lol

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        11 months ago

        I’ve heard it’s actually the case that there are hormonal cocktails that can be used to kind of fix it if it is caught before puberty, but I am not positive - this was when I was reading about a man who had a micropen talking about what happened when he was seen by a doctor after puberty and wanted a consultation.

        But who knows.

        I would DuckDuckGo it but I do not want to, lol.

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          11 months ago

          Oh wild, I wonder how often this is caught early enough

          I don’t care to search for it either lol

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            11 months ago

            I imagine it generally is because usually there is some sort of physical even after birth, right… But IDK.

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              11 months ago

              “Congratulations, it’s a boy! Just barely”