We’ll be gone a long time before that.
A bitchy trampoline might invite some ultra wealthy aliens to watch it burn, though.
Is that a doctor who reference?
Nice try sunny, but we’re on track to offing ourselves way before that.
But ironically, the main way we’re trying is by ruining our planet’s ability to protect us from the Sun.
…other than nuclear war.
It giveth and it taketh. Honestly pretty fair, I think we get a good deal here.
The first time I learned about this as a wee lad, I was genuinely Concerned
Remembers me of where my sis told me as a child that “the sun will explode” and we got staring at it with those cardboard glasses. It didn’t and i was disapointed. Learned later that it was meant to be sun coronae.
We’ll have a Dyson Sphere that’s able to retrieve all of the energy of the supernova. The energy will be used in an hour to mine some crypto.
Fuck you buddy, we’re gonna cook ourselves first!
That’ll teach ya…
And what a great funeral pire it will be.
Are there insurances for that?
Boy, do I have a book to sell ya. I tell ya what, it’s a real miracle, changed people’s lives.
Holy insurance.
Honestly I can’t wait
You won’t though.
