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  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    Ya ever hear about a sandpaper handjob?

    Picture one given by a lady who was almost certainly trained by a Korean masseuse.

    Not the ones in LA that are playing up the aesthetic to upcharge you, the legit dudes in Korea who put you down naked on a table and leave you feeling like you’ve been done over with a zester.

    I escaped having ma dick completely ripped right off the hilt only through saying I was about to cum and wanted to fuck her first.

    I left, picked a sandwich up because I knew I wasn’t in the headspace to cook, sat down on my bed, and just considered my life choices with an ice pack over my jeans.