over_clox@lemmy.world to Horrible Life TipsEnglish · 11 months agoMasturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh.message-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up116
arrow-up116message-squareMasturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh.over_clox@lemmy.world to Horrible Life TipsEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
minus-squareJimmyBigSausage@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoBlow a little snot in it - might help keep it right at the fill line.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoAh, good advice, thank you!
Blow a little snot in it - might help keep it right at the fill line.
Ah, good advice, thank you!