@DelicateDorsey@hilariouschaos.com and @StevenSeagal@hilariouschaos.com bring more then fucking chips and soda. Especially YOU Seagal, you make minimal effort and then do a karate chop, thinking you’re the next coming of Christ. God, make an effort this time will ya!? Jack is into the whole ‘thoughtful’ shit, so I don’t really have to worry about him making an effort.

  • mad_asshatter@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    4 months ago
    • vain.

    Unless YOU insist, Jesus.

    And as far as being invited, just show up (again)! I doubt you’ll get crucified for it. Go easy on the bloody wine, tho’.

    • Jesus_ChristEnglish
      3·
      4 months ago

      Thanks, I typically slip up on spelling when I haven’t had my coffee. Good looking out.

      As for all that sass and snark your sporting, you can thank our angel Micheal for that. I wasn’t paying attention while I was creating you, and like the opening credits of the Powerpuff girls or something, he slam dunked 2 full bottles of sass and half a gallon of snark into the mix.

      I mean, I’m never gunna forget that. Hek, YOU’LL never let me forget it.

      We’ve got rules now posted in the creation room though. Your only 1 of 3 other people with a high acidity of what I call ‘the sparklies’

      Forgiveness, gratitude, strength ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️