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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Thinking outside the box

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Thinking outside the box

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    How are we ranking legality? Is it severity of punishment, or financial cost of the crime?

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      Yes.

  • SPRUNT@lemmy.world
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    Write a note on it and use that note to rob a bank. That’ll give you more time than killing someone.

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      Write the robbery note on the sock, then go nuts after showing it to the teller?

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    Thinking outside the box? That’s a beating

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      One dollar bill? Believe or not, straight to a beating.

  • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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    use a stack of the pennies to replace a big fuse in a important location.

    • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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      Use a stack of pennies to derail a train full of chemicals.

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    100 pennies is easily 100 federal bribes!

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    Beat someone to death with it while storming your country’s top government building trying to overthrow said government.

    Just add some treason/insurrection on top.

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      We already had that in the US. Turns out, not as illegal as you might think.

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