I’ve had it up to here with people claiming they “love” Diddy Kong Racing when it’s painfully obvious they don’t even know how to play the game properly. Seriously, are we all playing the same game? Because most of you have no clue what you’re doing, and it’s infuriating!

First off, STOP mashing the acceleration button like a maniac. Ever heard of drift boosting? No? Shocking. Drifting is key to maintaining speed and navigating tight corners. If you’re just holding down A and praying, you’re doing it wrong.

Second, the freaking Zippers! Those little arrows on the ground are not just for decoration. You need to let go of the acceleration right before hitting them to get the full boost. Watching people just drive over them without a clue drives me nuts!

Third, the balloons. They’re not just random collectibles. Use the damn balloons strategically! The blue ones for boosts, the red ones for missiles—stop hoarding them and actually use them to gain an advantage. And upgrade them, for crying out loud! Do you even know how to stack the power-ups?

And another thing, adventure mode. It’s not just about racing in circles. You need to collect the Silver Coins and win the races to progress. I can’t count how many times I’ve heard people whine about being stuck because they don’t understand basic game mechanics. How hard is it to explore and complete the challenges? Pay attention to Taj’s tips, and maybe you’ll get somewhere.

Honestly, if you’re not willing to learn the mechanics and put in some effort, stick to Mario Kart. Diddy Kong Racing requires skill and strategy, not just mindless driving. It’s frustrating to watch people butcher this classic game because they don’t know what they’re doing.

Rant over. Learn the game or stick to something simpler. The rest of us would like to enjoy a proper race without being surrounded by clueless drivers.