return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 6 months agoWhat did people do before smartphones to pass the time when you were bored?message-squaremessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up194
arrow-up194message-squareWhat did people do before smartphones to pass the time when you were bored?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square89fedilink
minus-squareSwarfega@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·6 months agoI used to grab anything I could to read when taking a shit. Even reading shampoo bottle labels. Now I’m here typing this mess to you guys as I take a dump.
minus-squareerp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 months agoI prefer the phrase ‘giving a dump’, because I sure don’t seem to be taking anything away from the transaction. Alas I have digressed. I too indulged in the literary expositions of the shampoo bottle. Conditioner only on Fridays.
minus-squarereturn2ozma@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 months agoPinch it and GTFO! Others need to use the bathroom too!
I used to grab anything I could to read when taking a shit. Even reading shampoo bottle labels. Now I’m here typing this mess to you guys as I take a dump.
I prefer the phrase ‘giving a dump’, because I sure don’t seem to be taking anything away from the transaction.
Alas I have digressed. I too indulged in the literary expositions of the shampoo bottle. Conditioner only on Fridays.
Pinch it and GTFO! Others need to use the bathroom too!