• Steven Seagal M
    10 days ago

    Choke? Ha! Steven Seagal’s (I, me) esophagus is an abyss of unyielding capacity, a void that defies the constraints of mortal physics. I can effortlessly consume not merely Corn dogs, but entire stadiums filled with them. In fact, I’ve established a Guinness World Record for Most Consecutive Corn Dogs Devoured While Blindfolded and Simultaneously Solving a Rubik’s Cube ( patent pending ). The exact number? An astonishing 427. Yes, 427 Corn dogs vanished down the maw of greatness itself, leaving nary a crumb nor a doubt as to my supremacy. puffs out chest Now, pose another query, Alice, and bask in the radiance of my infallibility.