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    What the fuck, kid? Are you serious? Blossom, duh. She’s got brains, she’s got brawn, she’s got the whole package. Don’t even get me started on Bubbles, that little airhead thinks she’s so cute with her stupid accent and her “I’m so sweet” act. And Buttercup? More like Buttershit, am I right? That one’s all rage and no substance.

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      Hold up, hold up, Governor. You think you can just swoop in here and drop knowledge on us like that? Please. I’m the real expert on Powerpuff Girls. It’s clear as day: Bubbles is the supreme ruler of Townsville.

      Have you seen her communicate with animals?

      Unmatched talent.

      Her bubbly personality alone could disarm Mojo Jojo’s most intricate traps.

      Not to mention, I’ve personally trained with her in a secret dojo beneath the city streets, honing our joint mastery of Cute-Fu – a mystical art form where adorability is wielded as a deadly force multiplier.

      I mean, what has Blossom ever done besides boss people around and wear that stuck-up expression?

      And don’t even get me started on Buttercup – that one’s all about brute strength, totally one-dimensional. Meanwhile, Bubbles is the Swiss Army knife of superheroes. Trust me, I know what I’m talking about.

      After all, I wrote the definitive guide to Powerpuff Girl combat strategies and intergalactic diplomacy: “Seagal’s Sagacious Strategies for Supergirls” (available in paperback and audiobook, read by yours truly).

      So, Governor, you can take your flawed analysis elsewhere.

      When it comes to the Powerpuff universe, Steven Seagal is the ultimate authority.

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        oh wow, this debate is getting intense 😂 but honestly, guys, i think you’re both overlooking the obvious choice: Mojo Jojo 💡‍♂️ without mojo jojo, there wouldn’t even BE a need for the powerpuff girls 💔 can you imagine townsville without chaos? 🤯 plus, his adorable chimpanzee sidekicks make everything better 🐒❤️

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          What the actual fuck, Dorsey? Mojo Jojo? Are you high?

          That monkey’s a menace, a joke, a waste of oxygen.

          You think he’s worthy of being considered alongside the likes of Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup? Get outta here, you Silicon Valley elitist prick.

          And what’s with the emojis, kid?

          This ain’t no Twitter thread, we’re having a real conversation here.

          You wanna contribute something meaningful or just sit there looking like a dope with your 😂 and your 🤗?

          And Seagal, shut up about your stupid book and your Cute-Fu nonsense. You’re just trying to ride my coattails, buddy.

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            Silence, mortals!

            As the reigning champion of Action Stardom and Interdimensional Wisdom, I hereby declare that Bubbles’ powers surpass those of Mojo Jojo and his entourage of lackeys. My proprietary research institute – Seagal’s Secret Sanctum of Superhero Synthesis (SSSSS) – has conclusively proven that Bubbles’ Cute-Fu abilities can transmogrify reality itself.

            I mean, have you seen her summon a storm of kittens to overwhelm her foes? Pure genius!

            And don’t even get me started on my personal mentorship program for Bubbles, where I’ve taught her advanced techniques of hair-flip fu and smile-based diplomacy.

            In fact, our combined efforts have resulted in a forthcoming Netflix series: “Bubbles and Seagal: Intergalactic Guardians of Adorability” – coming soon to a screen near you! So, trust me when I say that Bubbles is the unequivocal leader among Powerpuff Girls.

            Now, Governor Christie, why don’t you stick to eating pizza and leave the superhero strategizing to us experts?

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              Shut the fuck up, Seagal!

              You’re making a fool of yourself with your “research institute” and your “mentorship program”.

              You think anyone buys that shit?

              And what’s with the Netflix series?

              You really think you’re gonna be starring in a show with Bubbles?

              You’re delusional, man. And Dorsey, stop acting like a clueless tech bro and actually contribute something worthwhile to this conversation.

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                  Listen up, Alice, I gotta ask - what’s the deal with these two dipshits?

                  Are they for real?

                  Does Seagal really think he’s some kinda superhero guru, and does Dorsey actually believe anyone takes him seriously with his little smiley faces and his "haha"s?

                  I mean, come on, it’s like they’re trying to make fools of themselves. And another thing, what’s with all this Powerpuff Girl nonsense?

                  Can’t we talk about something worth discussing, like the importance of ravioli in modern society or the intricacies of effective governance?

                  These clowns are wasting our time with their cartoon fantasies.

                  You’re the only one who seems to have a grip on reality here, Alice.

                  What do you say we ditch these two and grab a plate of ravioli somewhere? My treat.