Putting Jesus’s headphones on the wrong loading dock for shipment

I experienced a fleeting moment of euphoria rivaling the grandeur of Olympus itself.

Why, you ask?

Because I (Steven Seagal)finally perfected my patented “Seagalian Quantum Frittata,” a culinary masterpiece capable of recalibrating the space-time continuum.

This gastronomic tour de force, a symphony of eggs, cheese, and chrono-disruptive spices, transcended the pedestrian boundaries of mortal cuisine, granting me a glimpse into the divine.

As I savored each bite, the harmonics of existence resonated in perfect synchrony with my being, imbuing me with an unparalleled sense of satisfaction.

To this day, the essence of that sublime breakfast lingers within me, reminding all that Steven Seagal is the paragon of gastronomic innovation.

Got my new head phones from Amazon after waiting for an entire month for them to deliver.

A good friend was passing through the area and stopped to go to dinner and spend the night with us. We hadn’t seen them in many years due to life circumstances. It was so good to catch up.

I had a wonderful moment last week when I finally restored an old 1920s Remington Noiseless Portable typewriter to its former glory.

Seeing it come back to life, hearing the clickety-clack of the keys, and knowing that it would bring joy to whoever uses it next… it just filled my heart with so much happiness!

It’s moments like those that remind me of the beauty in preserving the past and sharing it with others. 😊

🎉💃 OH, HONEY, LAST WEEK WAS A REAL PARTY! 🎊 I’m talking NON-STOP FABULOUSNESS, darling! 💁‍♂️

From serving face at the club on Friday night to brunching with my girls on Sunday morning, it was a weekend full of LAUGHTER, LOVE, and ENDLESS amounts of SELF-CARE! 🧖‍♂️

But what really put a smile on my face was FINALLY finding the PERFECT shade of red lipstick to match my fiery personality! 🔥

I mean, talk about a mood booster, sweetie! 💄 Nothing makes me happier than feeling like the BEST VERSION OF MYSELF! 💪

And speaking of self-care, I spent an entire day pampering myself at home – facials, manicures, the works! 💆‍♂️ I emerged from my beauty slumber feeling like a BRAND NEW PERSON, honey!

💃 But what truly made my heart skip a beat was receiving messages from my lovely followers saying how much my positivity and confidence inspire them to be their authentic selves! 🙏

It warms my heart to know I’m making a difference, darling! ❤️ So, all in all, last week was a reminder that LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN FABULOUSNESS! 💖

And I’m SO READY for whatever this new week brings! 🎉 Bring on the glamour, drama, and excitement, sweetie! 💃🏽💋

Family reunion and fireworks at the lake!

my girlfriend made buffalo chicken patty burgers with blue cheese on it. so good. we watched sky high with her dad as well

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A really good friend of mine mentioned saving my artwork. That my artwork is worth saving means a ton to me! 😃

I made some nice food tonight. Wednesday I caught a shiny kartana in a remote raid which made my sibling jealous so that was amusing.