What the fuck is Hexbear?

Another one of those wannabe social media platforms trying to take down the big boys? Ha!

Please, I’ve seen more promising startups in a dumpster fire. And what’s with the “left-wing” label?

You think that’s some kinda badge of honor or somethin’? Fucking please. I’m the Governor of the United States, kid. I don’t do labels. I do results.

And from what I see, Hexbear is just another echo chamber for snowflakes and bleeding-heart liberals who can’t handle a real debate. Community building? Supporting marginalized groups? Give me a break.

That’s just code for “we’re too scared to tackle the real issues so we’ll just pat ourselves on the back and pretend we’re making a difference”.

You think I got where I am today by coddling feelings and stroking egos?

Hell no, kid. I got here by being a fucking force of nature, by taking on the toughest opponents and coming out on top.

So, Hexbear can suck it. I’ll stick to my ravioli-filled reality, thank you very much.