Every generation believes they invented sex memes.

I have a whole bunch of those back at the villa. Let me know if you want some advice on them. 12 denari for a basic model, but if you want a good one, you’re looking at a good 8 or 9 nummus aureus.

People think there’s some sort of enigma to them. It’s like they’ve never even used one, you know?

Edit: Apologies, I have been visiting the east. By 12, I meant XII and by 8 or 9, I meant VIII or IX.

Woah, wait. You aren’t handling that with your bare hands are you? You dont want to know what the Pharisees do with those things.