Eric Kripke: We need a cutaway kissing scene. No! Not like that! Wait, wait, wait…yes…exactly like that.
Harvey Dent finally meets his soul mate.
Picture of two assholes connected by a tube
never learn how the sausage is made unless you’re going to work with sausage making.
I can’t feel my face when I’m with you
Image of a man kissing a woman’s upper lip to distract her while preparing to jam his tongue up her nose.
Why kissing is objectively kinda gross, exhibit A:
Advanced facial necrosis
“Humans engaging in tongue combat to determine fitness of mate. Note the closed eyes, scientists believe this is because of how bloody this ritual could become; humans closed their eyes to keep the blood out.”
Looks like they drank too much RadiThor
Fig. 1 Captured image of the effects of a space-time distortion field on the human body. Picture released by the respective families estate.
Ha, I immediately recognized the source of this picture. It’s from a Madonna music video of ‘4 minutes’ (ca. 1:15 min)
“Can YOU spot the lovers kiss? 96% of readers only see vegetables!”
“The laser beam is capable of slicing right through human skin and even bones!”