Do you use one or more towels or washcloths?
Do you get worried that you might have dried your face with the same side you dried your butt with?
Top down, then beard for last to seal in the flavor.
You’re drying yourself off after cleaning yourself. If you cleaned yourself properly, it doesn’t matter what you dry first.
Disagree: if you start at the top and work down, then the wet spots don’t drip down onto the parts you’ve already dried.
Counterpoint - I dry my legs and feet first as those are the first to cause water to get on the floor. Then I get a bathrobe and finally work on the hair.
Question was targeted at men
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and top to bottom, like someone with a brain.
So you dry off your butt first and then your face with the same towel?
I start with drying my anus and work in concentric circles out from that, so yes, my face is about last
Ye olde Zen Garden technique, a classic.
I go top down but I’ve also been known to reuse towels for more than one day so … yea.
Generally top to bottom but don’t overthink it.
Yup I’ll just chime in to add I dry off while still standing in the shower to minimize wetness on my bathroom mat
Well, usually i take my underwear off first…
Top to bottom. Water runs downhill.
I just try to befriend the water and it vanishes.
I dry my croch and ass first so I can get that fresh whiff when the towel goes to my face.
Generally top to bottom, because otherwise drips from above will rewet areas you tried to dry
Top to bottom but with D and E switched
I finish with the D too!
D2, B
I put on my bathrobe for a couple of minutes. Use the sleeves to dry my head/hair. That’s pretty much it.
I just have a human sized Dyson air blade. As I step out of the shower, hurricane force winds blow all the water back into it.
That actually sounds glorious, especially if it makes a ding-a-ling copter on your way out.
It’s almost entirely just a progression from top to bottom with the one exception that I do my face first because I need to see properly.
B, A, C2, C3, C4, C1, D.
No e or f?
Indeed, I don’t dry those sections.
Me neither. They dry themselves by the time they need clothes.
Surprised we haven’t heard from the germophobes that they use a gantry of hot air blowers, like you sometimes find at the end of an automated car wash.