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I had another erotic dream about you.
#nohomo
Lol
Oh no! 🤣
Oh yeah, when you can’t find your car keys, I saw you leave them in the fridge last night
So I did what you said about trying to go out in public and taking something with me so I would feel safer, and… well… the police are now chasing me for carving up a dozen people with a chainsaw because they looked at me funny. Got any emergency tips?
