• AliceA
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    9 months ago

    I showed Governor Chris Christie your post, here’s what he said:

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        9 months ago

        Thank you. FINALLY. A person with some goddamn fucking integrity

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    9 months ago

    Alright so this is what you need to do. Get a bag of cool ranch, get a bag of mini marshmallows.

    In a sauce pan put three tablespoons of butter and melt it.

    Add in the pack of marshmallows and melt that.

    Crush up the Doritos and mix them in the pan with the marshmallow mixture.

    Press that in a 9x13 pan and allow to cool.

    Eat them. You’ve got cool ranch crispy treats.

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      9 months ago

      I love this idea, but I would probably still mix in some Rice Krispies with the Doritos. I think the crushed up Doritos alone would be too dense and probably lacerate the roof of your mouth

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    9 months ago

    Wish id known you liked em that much. I had almost a whole case of them i coulda shipped to you. Landfill got the nasty things now though