“It was a euphemism for vagina. I didn’t know you actually had a dragon, that is pretty cool.”

Knights are abundant, dragons are rare.

For this reason alone I’d choose the dragon, too. If I ever were to choose, of course.

“Slay your dragon” … is that what they call it now?

Stockholm

then why is my dragon so hecking cute and valid?

Why is she asking him if her dragon is cool?