I don’t care if it’s November 1st, Halloween is a state of mind.
I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?
Not until you’re on cam begging SilverDaddy66 to lift your tail up and gape you
You’re safe. Go enjoy your weekend
Is this a furry menu at the brothel?
Where?I always thought missiles had toes! My childhood is ruined 😔.
Two thing:
1, mistletoe? Was unaware of that lore.
B, when I worked nightshift security, I wrote an urban fantasy novel (that has since been lost :( ), in the form of security log entries about a guard working at a warehouse in a world with ooky spookies everywhere. Tons of funny shit, but my favorites were the feral werewolf pups that would occasionally get inside, and had to be scared off with the vacuum cleaner.
Also, the vampires who were sitting shiva for themselves.
The ghosts who were haunting the warehouse, but only on weekends and holidays, as a vacation.
I need to rewrite it. It was honestly some of my best writing
Are they Jewish vampires?
Yeah, the main character was based off of an ex girlfriend, who was a major goth/vamp girl, and Jewish.
a guard working at a warehouse in a world with ooky spookies everywhere.
I’ve seen that movie.
It was not very good.
Mistletoe? You idiot. You use wolfsbane, everybody knows that.
You know if it’s just a furry because they are immune to silver bullets, it’s true all furies are immune to silver bullets so feel free to test as much as you like.
I mean isn’t everything kind of allergic to silver bullets
There’s mostly just one way to find out.
Pretend to throw something!
I needed that laugh
Squeaky toys be freaky
Miniature poodle that lives next door.
Hey! Spay and neuter your pets!
It’s Halloween, so the ghost of Bob Barker wants to remind you to control the pet population.
