• Death_Equity@lemmy.world
    4·
    19 days ago

    Watch out for yeti, they are currently in rut and it has been a very active and traumatic season so far. Your best defense is complete detachment and try to stay as intact as possible.

    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
      2·
      19 days ago

      "OH NO! I HOPE NO YETIS NOTICE THAT MY SNOWPANTS HAVE SLIPPED DOWN AROUND MY ANKLES!

      …

      SURE WOULD BE A SHAME IF ONE OF THOSE BIG STRONG YETIS HAD THEIR WAY WITH ME WHILE I SLOWLY PULL THEM BACK UP!!!"

      (sigh)

      • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
        1·
        19 days ago

        You joke, but non-consentual yeti-human interaction survivors are afraid to speak, if they are still capable of speech. Sometimes the Yeti does get things turned around and it usually results in TBI/brain damage and the loss of the ability to use vocal cords, the unlucky ones get their C1-C7 pulverized.

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
    3·
    19 days ago

    “We usually veer south at the corpse with the green boots, but it’s usually two miles further up.”