I grew up with blue ketchup on the shelves at the market. There are bagels that come in rainbow color. Ever heard of Lester’s Fixins? They’ll sell you soda thar tastes of buffalo wings. I come from a reality where nothing is off the table.

And then some joker comes along and makes up fake shit that doesn’t even raise my eyebrows… I believed this was real with no reservations. How’s that supposed to make me feel?