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minus-squareRangerJosie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·6 days agoAmerican hero, Agent 47/John Wick/etc, shot the CEO of United Healthcare and killed him at 7am in front of the Hilton Hotel in Manhattan. He had “Deny, Defend, Depose” carved into the shell casings of the spent cartridges he used to kill the parasite. He then rode away on an E-Bike and hasn’t been seen since.
minus-squareAutistoMephisto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·6 days agoAs an aside, another proposed moniker for this hero is “Lancelot”, as he has clearly slain a dragon. Three cheers for the Dragonslayer!
minus-squareOlhonestjim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 days agoHis name is Spartacus. I am Spartacus.
American hero, Agent 47/John Wick/etc, shot the CEO of United Healthcare and killed him at 7am in front of the Hilton Hotel in Manhattan.
He had “Deny, Defend, Depose” carved into the shell casings of the spent cartridges he used to kill the parasite.
He then rode away on an E-Bike and hasn’t been seen since.
As an aside, another proposed moniker for this hero is “Lancelot”, as he has clearly slain a dragon. Three cheers for the Dragonslayer!
His name is Spartacus.
I am Spartacus.