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Bigus Duckis
This is what is commonly known as a ‘wingy’, given by birds who are not able to do the pigeon.
First recorded case of a bird being a prude
You must be this tall to ride.
Honk!
From fapping to flapping.
“NO, MOM! IT’S NOT A PHASE! ONE DAY I’M GONNA MARRY BEAKY AND FLAPPY!”
The relative sizes of adult and juvenile cobra chickens, Justin Bieber for scale.
Winged Man
We said, ‘we want all of our DUCKS in a row for this event, Bob. I think you misheard us.’
Duck, duck, moose
Last time I visit a wax museum while tripping on acid.