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ramenshaman@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前

It be like that sometimes

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It be like that sometimes

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ramenshaman@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前
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    adhd gang

    • pewpew@feddit.it
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      No is the brain booting up

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        big ol’ bowl of reboot loops every morning, and then randomly during the day.

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      What’s wild is that it’s anything but quiet up there.

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        I get quiet sometimes, but I never know if that’s because they thoughts stop talking, or if I’m just taking off my headphones and not listening.

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          at some point my brain decided I needed a soundtrack, so at least my inner chatter is usually music. i feel very fortunate.

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            Do you get full tracks, or the same 5-15s of a single song for weeks until it changes to the next one?

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              usually full tracks. I’m not immune to the occasional earworm, but I’ve got a lot of music up there.

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                Lucky, I’m listening to a CD player in the back of a school bus going down an unpaved country road. Doesn’t really matter how many tracks are available…

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      I got a lot of thoughts, takes over the whole machine sometimes

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      I thought this just meant I was an NPC and there wasn’t anything I needed to be doing that would eventually impact the Main Character. er… which one of us is the Main Character, btw?

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      never felt so seen by a shiitpost

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    This is why I need familiar music playing when I’m getting ready. I have no clue how much time is passing but I can intuit it based on part of the album I’m on.

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      Really? I should try this.

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        Totally, it’s been my strategy for as long as it’s been possible. I’m pretty in tune with my library and music is ever-present in my subconscious so it’s a perfect for me. YMMV.

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      I do this too! I otherwise don’t listed to music at all, but when I need to be somewhere, it’s the best way to keep track of time

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      I time my showers like that. Average 7 minutes

      • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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        7 minutes!? But it’s so warm in there and so cold out here.

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          7 minutes is more than enough time to get clean. If you want more time get a tub to soak in

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      Nice! Habit forming routine!

      On work days, I have a routine that I knock out that takes about an hour. And when I’m finished, i do so much that I’m ready to tackle surprises. On days off, everything falls apart.

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      I occasionally do the same with an album I know takes almost exactly 1 hour to play. Have it in the background and roughly know what time it is.

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    This is normal, it just means your controller is afk

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      Oh thank fuck I was worried I broke or something

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      He’s gone down to the newsagents to find a strategy guide magazine

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      Hopefully they switched controllers with someone else, because my player has really sucked lately.

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    Y’all are doing this in the upright position? Try fetal and become a pro.

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      Just don’t get out of bed for a while every morning. It helps to think about all of the things that are going wrong in the world.

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    You ever think about how often you’re doing stuff for other people who wouldn’t do a damn thing for you ever?

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      Now, never because I no longer keep people like that in my life.

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        Now, never because I no longer keep people. ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ in my life.

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      Oh yeah stop doing that. I stopped that years ago and it’s great.

      I was on the receiving end. I have a friend who for two years, would message me about hot sauce and send me photos of hot sauces he’s tried out. Probably like 20 images He sent me a box of hot sauce when he came over one time.

      I do not share the passion with him at all and he did not take it well when I let him know that.

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      But what if you tell yourself they would despite all signs to the contrary?

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    I have such a hard time when I need to stop doing one thing and start doing another, especially when that requires traveling somewhere. This gets me in trouble fairly often.

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      For real. It’s so annoying. I’ll waste more time by procrastinating than it actually takes to do the thing. Every switch costs so much energy

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    me_irl

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    I do this in public a lot.

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    Staring at the wall replaces the need for a coffee fr

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      deleted by creator

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    Yeah reformatting takes time

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    Yeah…

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    Almost 1000 upvotes. My mom sent me this, I think she got it from facebook.

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