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I’m tired boss.
Stop choking me! That’s it! I quit!
👌🤣💯
“My neighbors are nuts, but at least they’re not an asshole.”
My neighbours, Tom and Harry, are nuts and my best friend is a cunt.
perfect
Do you put a “u” in neighbors because you hate America?
No, because I am from the other side of the moat.
Oh really? When’s the last time you had beans?
Had beans on toast for lunch just yesterday.
Oi, mate, I’m knackered after that proper long trek, but fancy a pint down the local to have a chinwag and a butcher’s at the footie?
Bahaha 🤣👌
It’d just repeatedly sing the lyrics to Sixteen Tons by Tennessee Ernie Ford.
A beautiful melody
Hell yea
Where’s my hoodie?
I’ve got bad news …
It’d probably just make warcraft murloc noises.
Yes
Nice.
Girthy?
