AliceMA to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 1 month agoIf your penis could speak, what would it say ?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareIf your penis could speak, what would it say ?NSFWAliceMA to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 1 month agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squarefjord_monkeylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoMy neighbours, Tom and Harry, are nuts and my best friend is a cunt.
minus-squaretwinpeaks2112linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoDo you put a “u” in neighbors because you hate America?
minus-squarefjord_monkeylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoNo, because I am from the other side of the moat.
minus-squaretwinpeaks2112linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoOh really? When’s the last time you had beans?
minus-squarefjord_monkeylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoHad beans on toast for lunch just yesterday.
minus-squaretwinpeaks2112linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoOi, mate, I’m knackered after that proper long trek, but fancy a pint down the local to have a chinwag and a butcher’s at the footie?
My neighbours, Tom and Harry, are nuts and my best friend is a cunt.
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Do you put a “u” in neighbors because you hate America?
No, because I am from the other side of the moat.
Oh really? When’s the last time you had beans?
Had beans on toast for lunch just yesterday.
Oi, mate, I’m knackered after that proper long trek, but fancy a pint down the local to have a chinwag and a butcher’s at the footie?