That’s a pretty fucked up day at the children’s hospital.
Oh my dear God lol
Where are you hurt?🤞please say Colon, please say Colon🤞
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Is there a minimum amount or is it like even a molecule’s worth?
Needs to be at least the amount of one squirt of lotion
A whole load, fresh, all over the affected area. Sometimes it even requires multiple treatments.
Someone’s looking forward to healing
Well at least my wife will be healthy I guess.
yeah she looks really healthy
Well we have been going to the gym and hiking, gotta stay active. Thanks for the encouragement cactusupyourbutt!
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I’ll be charging you based on your net worth. If you’re below the poverty line that’ll by $5, but Bezos is gonna need to add like 9 zeroes to that.
How fresh does it have to be to be effective? Does the, uh, delivery mechanism make a difference?
That was a movie.
This teenage boy convinced people that his cum was healing magic and got lots of blowjobs etc thereby. Except it turned out to be a lie. People were upset
TWIST: cum is the only thing that treats or heals injuries, illness, or disease of any kind! Broken leg? Cum! Headache? Cum! Complex-partial frontal temporal lobe seizure disorder? Cum! Pregnant and need an abortion? Ironically, also cum!