• Etterra@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    I’ll be charging you based on your net worth. If you’re below the poverty line that’ll by $5, but Bezos is gonna need to add like 9 zeroes to that.

  • Drewski
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    7 months ago

    How fresh does it have to be to be effective? Does the, uh, delivery mechanism make a difference?

  • spiderwort@lemm.ee
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    7 months ago

    That was a movie.

    This teenage boy convinced people that his cum was healing magic and got lots of blowjobs etc thereby. Except it turned out to be a lie. People were upset

  • gregorum@lemm.ee
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    7 months ago

    TWIST: cum is the only thing that treats or heals injuries, illness, or disease of any kind! Broken leg? Cum! Headache? Cum! Complex-partial frontal temporal lobe seizure disorder? Cum! Pregnant and need an abortion? Ironically, also cum!