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minus-squareGigan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up95·7 months agoThe fact that your SSN is so important and still so insecure is pathetic. Thanks US government.
minus-squareHugh_Jeggs@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·7 months agoYeah I don’t get why that is? My SSN is NE079792B, what on earth can anyone do with that info? Pay into my pension?
minus-squareallywilson@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·edit-27 months agoIt’s fairly important to keep it private for US citizens, see here.
minus-squareHugh_Jeggs@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·7 months agoWow it was such a simple thing when online banking started getting popular, the EU stepped in and simply made a law that said “Fraud is the bank’s problem, not the consumer” Yet another way for the ol’ US to fuck their citizens’ lives up, huh
minus-squareskuzz@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months ago Yet another way for the ol’ US to fuck their citizens’ lives up, huh That’s the smell of freedom right there! Yeah!
minus-squareknexcar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoWait, that’s not a correctly formatted SSN!
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoOoh look at Mister Regex over here
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months ago“We identify you by a unique ID” Wow, a unique ID! Is it secret? “It’s totally top secret. It’s nine digits” Nine digits “Nine digits. With dashes in the middle.” And so that’s how the social security office … “Well not just social security. You see, to date it’s the only government institution that’s managed to deploy a database table so …” So what? “So we use it for everything” How is is top secret? “Well, it’s your job to keep it secret” That shouldn’t be too hard I guess. But what happens if it’s compromised? “We call this Identity Theft. It’s bad. Don’t let anyone else get your nine digit number” Uh … my cell phone provider wants my unique ID. Is this a scam? “No. Legit people are allowed to ask for your ID” Legit people “Any institutions we consider too legit to quit, ie too big to fail, are allowed to ask for it” Okay “And anyone else who’s legitimate can ask for it” Legitimate “Yes legitimate parties can ask for your top secret ID”
minus-squareBobGnarley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoOriginally wasn’t even supposed to be used for that too.
The fact that your SSN is so important and still so insecure is pathetic. Thanks US government.
Yeah I don’t get why that is? My SSN is NE079792B, what on earth can anyone do with that info? Pay into my pension?
It’s fairly important to keep it private for US citizens, see here.
Wow it was such a simple thing when online banking started getting popular, the EU stepped in and simply made a law that said “Fraud is the bank’s problem, not the consumer”
Yet another way for the ol’ US to fuck their citizens’ lives up, huh
That’s the smell of freedom right there! Yeah!
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Wait, that’s not a correctly formatted SSN!
Ooh look at Mister Regex over here
“We identify you by a unique ID”
Wow, a unique ID! Is it secret?
“It’s totally top secret. It’s nine digits”
Nine digits
“Nine digits. With dashes in the middle.”
And so that’s how the social security office …
“Well not just social security. You see, to date it’s the only government institution that’s managed to deploy a database table so …”
So what?
“So we use it for everything”
How is is top secret?
“Well, it’s your job to keep it secret”
That shouldn’t be too hard I guess. But what happens if it’s compromised?
“We call this Identity Theft. It’s bad. Don’t let anyone else get your nine digit number”
Uh … my cell phone provider wants my unique ID. Is this a scam?
“No. Legit people are allowed to ask for your ID”
Legit people
“Any institutions we consider too legit to quit, ie too big to fail, are allowed to ask for it”
Okay
“And anyone else who’s legitimate can ask for it”
Legitimate
“Yes legitimate parties can ask for your top secret ID”
Originally wasn’t even supposed to be used for that too.