Remember that Nickelodeon cartoon? Cat-god?
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Features:
- Some small back-incompatibilities to irritate devs.
- Moving menues around to irritate users.
- More logs to spy on users.
- More lags and freezes to stimulate upgrades.
- Some evil shit for the sake of evil.
- New wallpapers.
- Some AI shit nobody asked for.
- … More shit…
- Even more shit…
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipto Technology@lemmy.world•VPN Registrations Increase by 1,000%, less than Hour After PornHub Blocked France From Accessing its Website.English19·5 hours agoTeacher, leave the kids alone!
Why not? You prefer bottles? Sacks? Shovels? Cat asses? Hats?
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipto Neat - For neat stuff you found@lemmy.world•Old-School Pie Flavors Almost Everyone Has Forgotten AboutEnglish4·7 hours agoWater pie? Boiled water, I assume…
Be careful – they might be sick. Normally foxes don’t approach people.
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipto Technology@lemmy.world•IBM plans to build IBM Quantum Starling, a “fault-tolerant” quantum computer with 20,000x the power of today's quantum computers, in New York state by 2029English1·7 hours agoSo… Lying in the box waiting for the death?
… ubuntu. New day – new phraseologism.
You can afford a comfortable bed?
I can help you with that. Just carry a long (2-3 meters would be sufficient) metal rod with you. If you can’t afford a metal rod/pipe that long then try wooden stick but still coil it with some wire. You should touch the wire, a few loops on the top of the stick isn’t enough. You’re welcome (no idea why you want what you want, but who am I to judge?)
I saw a neighbourhood where they LOCK the garbage bins. No, we don’t have animals that can make a mess. Never had a chance to ask for a reasoning.
Worm: But why?
Copyright lawyer: Because fuck you, that’s why!
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How do you know when someone is too stupid to own an electric carEnglish10·14 hours agoTo prevent the battery from rusting it is wise to cover it with some lubricant. Obviously you wouldn’t paint it with glycerine, so you can just wash it with benzin which leaves a small film after the light fractions are vaporized.
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Not sure exactly what they are sellingEnglish20·15 hours agoChicken-based food, most probably.
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipto Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style@lemmy.world•At last, people stand up and __________English12·17 hours agoS
Rotate your phone 180 degrees.