Rotate your phone 180 degrees.

Remember that Nickelodeon cartoon? Cat-god?

Features:

1. Some small back-incompatibilities to irritate devs.
2. Moving menues around to irritate users.
3. More logs to spy on users.
4. More lags and freezes to stimulate upgrades.
5. Some evil shit for the sake of evil.
6. New wallpapers.
7. Some AI shit nobody asked for.
8. … More shit…
9. Even more shit…

Honest? How interesting…

Voice: Point (12.4, 67.3, 130.1);

Teacher, leave the kids alone!

Removed by mod

Fuck Nintendo!

Why not? You prefer bottles? Sacks? Shovels? Cat asses? Hats?

Water pie? Boiled water, I assume…

Be careful – they might be sick. Normally foxes don’t approach people.

So… Lying in the box waiting for the death?

… ubuntu. New day – new phraseologism.

You can afford a comfortable bed?

I can help you with that. Just carry a long (2-3 meters would be sufficient) metal rod with you. If you can’t afford a metal rod/pipe that long then try wooden stick but still coil it with some wire. You should touch the wire, a few loops on the top of the stick isn’t enough. You’re welcome (no idea why you want what you want, but who am I to judge?)

I saw a neighbourhood where they LOCK the garbage bins. No, we don’t have animals that can make a mess. Never had a chance to ask for a reasoning.

Worm: But why?
Copyright lawyer: Because fuck you, that’s why!

To prevent the battery from rusting it is wise to cover it with some lubricant. Obviously you wouldn’t paint it with glycerine, so you can just wash it with benzin which leaves a small film after the light fractions are vaporized.

Chicken-based food, most probably.

S