Guys, I’m starting to think this Trump fella is up to no good.

You just won the thread.

And they say there’s no good news anymore.

My Android phone app started to show me “suggestions” instead of the call history. Geez, thanks Google. Instead of calling my GF, imma call a proctologist.
And I just know this feature will soon be used to serve me even more ads. I mean, the play store is bad enough as it is.

My neck, my back

Ugly people have sex too, you know.
In fact, 50% of people have below-average looks. Do you think they all abstain?

Find someone who looks at you the same way that gentleman looks at his onion.

Check^books and balance^sheets , you say? They’re looking great for the top 0.001%.

Half of the time? Feeling generous today, I see…

Gotta sign those NCCs if you don’t want to go to hell.

Funny, I was thinking about a very different comic…

It really makes me wonder who came up with the idea.
“Hey, I just invented a sort of weird metal rod. I bet you $100 that if you shove it up your womb, you won’t get pregnant again.”
“I’m down.”

translation: “mobilizing the full force of American diplomacy” = “dialing up right-wing propaganda to 12”

Nerd Reich, here we come.

* beast… right?

I call it “the badge of dishonor.”

and c/lemmyshitpost

Democracy
Human rights
Rule of law

I share a similar sentiment, but I’d place the turning point somewhere between 1 and 2 GHz.

Dehydration does that to me. Like sometimes I just forget to drink for an entire day. Then I wake up in the middle of the night and feel like total shit. Pain all over my body, chest included.