By making babies, most get their first 6 or so by age one

4 Years? I can grow a new set in 1.

GTA2 was the best, this is a true fact

To whit, I wish more people didn’t wear seatbelts, especially SUV and Cybertruck drivers

No helmet, I can already feel my head having more cracks in it than my arse

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I’m still rocking a GTX970 from 2014

That’s quite the trash stack

That’s honestly hilarious. I’d be laughing

So continues the collapse of the modern-day League of Nations

Ugh, just missed it. I was born on the 16th

So what if they did attack Putin’s house? They are at war, after all

you’re right!

I believe it’s called a Coalacanth

I just died in your arms tonight

They also take up all your goddamn time with storytime and cuddles and teaching them how to ride a bike or type their name out on a keyboard or playing lego or making crafts or going on adventures or eating cheese

So glad to see another individual with vision

Bring us yo huddled masses

My mistake! I thought those were called cuccos! Now the egg’s on my face!

Chickens are generally female though, it’s the rooster that’s the boys, right? I don’t have any pet chickens to verify