Second star to the left and straight on till morning

I did janitorial work for a summer kids thing by my local library. One day I found out that some kid broke a soap dispenser. They were cheap ones and it looked like an accident. Soap all over one small corner. No idea how long its been there that day. So I leave the bathroom, go to the woodshop (for older teens) and steal their shop vac. I dumped the sawdust into the soap mess and swept up chunks of it. What was left i easily mopped. Left that corner clean as a whistle afterwards.

Can’t wait to find the audio logs of those researchers.

When I was a young teenager, I worked at BK. I was friends with most of the workers. Most of them. There was one weasly little shit who wouldnt help anyone except the cashier he had a crush on. It wasn’t his job, he had to work on something else, he leaves in a half hour. Take your pick, he made an excuse for it. One day I was done with his bullshit. Almost got him fired and arrested. All it took was one snide remark and taking a punch to the face. He wouldn’t help me? Well I went out of my way to help him with something. It was a big job and he sheepishly thanked me.

“Ya, its called teamwork.” Thats when he hit me. It was such a pathetic punch it took me a second to realize he punched me. It took me another second to realize why he punched me. So I stuck a metaphorical dagger in and twisted. While the manager chewed him out, I made the choice to not press charges. I didnt try and have him fired or anything, I would just let him suffer in his own mistakes. He quit after they found his till low on cash.

Haw sweet, man-made horrors beyond my comprehension!

He was also an immigrant.

You gotta investigate an apartment. One way is convince a sith soldier to party, the other is mass breaking and entering and robbing the place blind. Eventually you can find some sith armor.

That being said, KOTOR is one im playing right now with kotor 2

My wife and I used to play a drinking game. Panty Shots.

Rules were simple: 1: a large cup capable of holding a large amount of mixed liquor. This is essential. 2: drink a shot every time you see a panty shot. Thats it. Thats the game. We watched Rosario Vampire. We would get wasted before the second episode due to the large amount of panty shots im that particular anime.

This reminds me of an old coworker. He looked exactly like a young Andy dick. The resemblance was so uncanny that he changed his work profile picture to a picture of Andy dick. No one ever noticed. I was the only one who knew since I was the one who convinced him he looked exactly like Andy dick.

Good morning sunshine by the narcissist cookbook

It’s a nice picture of Odysseus.

I worked at a McDonald’s as a teen. Someone came through the drive thru and gave me their application. I immediately gave it to my manager who proceeded to throw it away in front of me. His reason was that the person didn’t care enough about the job or some bullshit. I was then ordered to throw away any other applications received through the drive thru.

I hated that job

My dad used to iron his jeans. They were razor sharp lol he passed away decades ago but ill never forget he ironed his jeans. One of those weird little details.

But yes, ironing jeans is a thing I’ve seen

Columbus was the first European to explore Cuban isles. Lief Erickson explored Newfoundland about 400 years before I believe.

Headphones and loud music

I get it, but my favorite multi-player game is mobile suit Gundam battle operation 2. Try it. The community has really been pruned of trolls and bad actors. The game makes it more frustrating for them, but more fun with people who just wanna play giant robots. Sure sometimes you get stomped because of a whole ducking clan attacking at once, but I find the wide range of mechs with lots of different playstyles counter the stomping.

Deep rock galactic. Best multi-player game i played recently other then stardew valley. Sometimes a multi-player game gets better with someone else

Is the “functional family” in the room now?

I’m at a loss for words

It has its moments