Nah. You showed your ass you fascist piece of shit. (Referring to good ol’ boy Markwayne, not OP, of course.)

The best kind of correct!

I think I’m going to get the $30 1-year ESU and kick that can down the road. I need to run windows-only software and I can’t upgrade because of my processor. Maybe in a year’s time I’ll be ready for a new build.

Exploding Cybertrucks, exploding SpaceX rockets, self-driving Teslas falling for the Wile E. Coyote trick, now Wisconsin.

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There are two people water-walking without balloons behind the two women on the left. Time travelers? Aliens? The JFK assassins? We deserve the truth!

Thank you! This makes the most sense. I was wondering what was wrong with “please pull forward when done fueling” without threatening violence. A common annoyance plus and inside joke makes a lot more sense.

I honestly thought this was The Onion.

“Pull forward after fueling or get shot”?

I was one of the American military who had access to classified information. I knew better than this. I’ve worked with enlisted members as young as 19 or 20 years old who knew better than this. When the head of the DoD, the National Security Advisor, Director of the CIA, the Vice President, and the Director of National Intelligence do this, it’s not because they don’t know better. It’s because they’re trying to hide their communications in violation of the Presidential Records Act, and they know full well what they’re doing is wrong. ETA: And they also compromised a military operation putting the lives of American soldiers at risk, which would land me or any of my enlisted colleagues in Fort Leavenworth for an extended stay, so there’s that.

That was my first thought. I’m glad to see that the horseshoe up Trump’s ass doesn’t have unlimited uses.

And all it took for Republicans to get on board was the threat of primaries funded by Trump’s multi-billionaire buddy.

I’m about 50/50 on “what did I get myself into?” and “suck on that libtards!”

Good signs! My favorites:

“You can enjoy your vacation when we can enjoy our democracy.”

“Go ski in Russia, traitor.”

“If you’re going to fuck the country, we’re going to make it very uncomfortable for you.”

Got it, thanks!

I appreciate the offer, but I feel I should tell you that I’m not a very active community member on Mastadon. It’s mostly just doomscrolling and the occasional boost for me. I won’t be offended if you want to use your invites to recruit more active members.

Thanks. I just found out my instance is shutting down in May, so I’ll have to find a new one soon.

Dude’s got no k_cat.

More recently, some Google users have noticed that appending the string “-ai” to a search (without quotes) seems to also turn off AI Overviews in the results.

Not as much fun, but good to know.

Odd that he can control his “awkward gestures” in front of certain audiences.