Cue Nick Cage “YOU DON’T SAY?” meme.

Focusing on the important, most pressing issues. As always.

I mean this with every fiber of my being: fuck Israel. Sadistic fucks are going to burn the whole world down.

Well, yeah, for Israel this is hilariously catastrophic. Sugar daddy USA doesn’t feel like fighting your wars for you anymore. Whomp whomp.

No you didn’t. Shut the fuck up, Khash. Go back to snorting up the entire economy of Bolivia, you bug eyed, unqualified sack of shit.

I mean, take your pick as to what evil, piece of shit entity has their hand up JD’s ass. Heritage Foundation, Miller, the Russians, Mossad…and so on and so forth.

More like the Heritage Foundation told him to tell Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act. As if that stale loaf of bread with eyes and a mouth would ever come up with something on his own.

Yeah, not really something you need to hire a psychologist for. He’s a pudding brained octogenarian who can be manipulated by giving him a simple compliment. Tell him his dick is the biggest in the world and he’ll probably hand over half our fucking Navy.

US citizens serving on the home front during WWII sacrificed all sorts of basic foods and materials, all to help the war effort and, you know, defeat the spread of fascism. Today, we paid out the ass to fill our cars up at the pump for months, just so we could drive to work. And all so Trump could accomplish…nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. He fucked with the stock market for a bit, and then capitulated like the fat fucking bitch that he is. And the people who support him, probably the people most affected by all of this bullshit, will still support him.

I got news for you if you think Iran is the first and only country to negotiate with Trump in this manner…

We raped Iran, and then paid them off to shut them up. Yep, Trump definitely negotiated this.

End up like what? It’s always fucking been like this.

Or maybe they’re just stalling because they believe he’s going to die soon. Is Vance just as bad as Trump? Probably. But, he also is able to remember what happened 5 minutes ago, and his foreign policy isn’t dictated by how full his diaper is. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if foreign intelligence agencies know a helluva lot more than we do regarding the state of Trump’s health.

“Glitches”

Today I learned we could’ve saved my grandma from Alzheimer’s if we had just factory reset her software. Good to know.

Iran is just fucking with him at this point, aren’t they?

I have no comment on this latest example of Trump being a delicate, soft little bitch. I’m just here to marvel once again at just how profoundly fucking ugly this asshole is. Just look at that picture; people look at that dried out apricot face and think, “yes, that is peak masculinity.” Never ceases to amaze me.

Christ, this is so fucking dumb.

I would vote for it if all it did was light billionaires cash on fire.

Seems a bit excessive to have that many doctors present just to tell you you’re dead within a year. Maybe they’re all there to take bets on what finally takes him out. Will it be his heart? A stroke? Choking on a Big Mac? All of the above?

“lol.”

-Netanyahu