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well now you’re just doing it on purpose

i’ll tell you what man i’ll do all that and your dad’s as well if you stop formatting your mundane opinions as headers to try and get people to notice you

using header markdown to make your text enormous is far more obnoxious than saying like

first you see anthropomorphic cartoon animals and find them appealing, then the internet shits in your brain and makes you want to fuck them. after that you start pretending to be one. if somebody intervenes at this point or your remaining sense of shame kicks in you may be able to recover, otherwise your condition will deteriorate until you are found dead under a bodily fluid sodden pile of threadbare animal toys with holes cut in the crotches

If I have to ask, it’s lame

i don’t understand jokes and that’s your fault

yes that’s his main problem. his blazer has two buttons and he’s done them both up

times like this i can hardly blame the simulation theorists, if this was a novel you’d throw it at the cat

this pushed me on to the green bandwagon, signed up today

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I know nationalising water right now would cost hundreds of billions

a hundred billion or so is the government’s own line. other more believable opinions suggest this is bollocks

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/jun/09/water-companies-public-ownership-could-cost-close-to-zero-says-common-wealth-thinktank

https://www.taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2025/06/27/how-much-would-it-really-cost-to-nationalise-water

https://weownit.org.uk/news/government-100-billion-water-nationalisation

some amusing signatories there

Leggs A’Kimbo
24 minutes ago
Acrobat

Ellová Schokk
31 minutes ago
Electrician

Willy Byrnes
34 minutes ago
Cottage Attendant

Bitovå Hurrie
37 minutes ago
Politics

Gene Bootcut
44 minutes ago
Town Crier

orthodoxy status: challenged

neil hopper

what is the opposite of nominative determinism

A purply pinky pallette is often used for cosmic horror. I don’t know if this is because of magenta ‘not existing’ or if it’s just a coincidence but it’s a good choice anyway

https://leatriceeiseman.com/magenta/

This is a good take although I still prefer the sinister ending of the film over the redemptive one in the book. Later editions include a foreword by Burgess lamenting the omission of the 21st chapter in part because he wrote three acts of seven chapters for the symmetry of it and the symbolism of 21 being the age of majority

it’s not weird but it’s also not weird if he isn’t into it. amongst my own friend group there’s some with siblings or cousins who come along to the pub etc but there’s also others who keep their friends compartmentalised, who keep in touch with school friends, work friends, family members, whatever groups entirely seperately

so ask, you have nothing to lose, but don’t take it personally if he doesn’t like the idea

thanks septic crackhead shilling corporate mandatory fun! i thought i wanted reasonable workload, pay, and time off but no i just need to wear my snakeskin jacket to work. christ these people make me sick

express your individuality through “dopamine dressing”

fuck you

leaders can foster team spirit and cohesion by holding a daily check-in

fuck you

team members ask each other how they respond to stress

fuck you

what Groff calls “thin-slicing” joy

fuck you

at least the comments under the article are pretty sane

meddlesome ratbag caused minor inconvenience to him resulting in good free advertising for his shop, i’d say he wins here

If you’re in need, I understand, and I would never class you as a scumbag if you were doing it out of necessity.

But nobody needs a funky shirt or a pinball machine, they just would like them.

i’d like to see someone shuffling out of there with a pinball machine stuffed in their drawers

myers brigg dick energy