If i put a garden gnome outside i’d expect people to be decent and not steal it and send it to space.

Ram is easier to smuggle 😉

BEHOLD, THE SLAPPERNATOR

Sir uhh, i think you described USA.

Chinese citizen would be living under

Correction: Chinese citizens already living under a surveillance state. UK and now US and also many other countries is merely learning from the best(worst). Mandatory age verification for socmed and game? China already have that years ago. ISP level blocking? Great Firewall of China is there from the beginning.

Here in the equator it’s basically exiting 7 11

Summons gangs of Purple

Flipping 2 and 3 mean now 3 is the worst game in the franchise.

I’m calling the police.

We can’t even slow the climate change to save ourselves, how the heck does we all go offline

Pilot successfully landed a plane in a high risk situation

“WOW, GG GUYS, GG”

You say that, but they will become your bestest friend when they start to sniff out truffle.

People who did 3 essays under 3 hours in school exam be like

Writing is such a weird thing. Trying to start writing is like trying to start a carburetor car with broken choke in -40°C, but once you get it going you rarely end with just 1 or 2 pages of stuff.

Very likely it’s Elder Scrolls VI: Palworld

Ohh so they not only able to choke people but also give em a shock. This is like the weapons wear by super villain’s lackey

Irish will love to know when that happen as they can prepare the celebration.

Zuckerberg writes “Everyone will have an exceptionally capable personal agent that understands you, your goals, and everything you care about. Your agent will work 24/7 on your behalf to improve your relationships, health, career, finances, home management, hobbies, and more. It will free up time for the things you enjoy, and help you accomplish more than you could otherwise. It will have strong privacy and security options so you can trust it to handle all of your personal content knowing that no one else can access your information, similar to how encryption works on WhatsApp. You’ll be able to interact with your agent through any device, including your glasses to keep you present in the moment with the people you care about.”

Just…how out of touch this guy are? Sure, these thing can be “managed” by AI 24/7, but what he really forgot is one important detail of living: someone ought to execute those thing that’s being managed. Chores needs to be done, relationship needs time to foster, health needs to maintain, career needs to work toward, finance needs discipline, hobbies need times. What AI does is to put thing in place, what most people doesn’t have is the luxury of time to do all this shit that need to be done. It’s sure fun to be super rich to not having to worry about anything.

Fuck don’t suggest anything to Malaysian government

Snitches get stitches.

Captain Disillusion