It would be nice if every human in a photo had one head and no more or less than four main appendages, but you can’t hit that mark every time.

I like zooming in on these. It gets even weirder.

The irony of the meme getting down voted in an autism community because the OP failed to read the room. You’re definitely not wrong, I just wanted to point out the paradox here.

Also, please start a gofundme for my legal defense. I fear that if I find another load of bowl-plate-bowl-plate rather than plate-plate-bowl-bowl, I may end up on the wrong side of the law.

Personally, I find it unwise to antagonize a demographic that has no problem lying in cover, alone, watching the environment through a scope for potential threats for an extended period of time.

What am I supposed to do? Let them walk around with no more information about high-pressure liquid chromatography than God gives to a squirrel? I think not! These people vote.

It’s Adventure Time!

It is a lot more coherent.

It knows what it did.

How do people react if you gift them a single spoon?

This one just convinced me to subscribe. Thank you. It reminds me of the movie Airplane!

They do have their share of mishaps: polonium accidentally getting into tea, underpants getting contaminated with nerve agents. These things will happen.

Hello! We’re Lemmy! We’re your new 50,000 closest friends! May we come in?

Okay, it’s good to have a laugh every once in a while, but I think we’re all able to interpret their message clearly: If you try to steal golf balls, they will remove your testicles. C’mon people, grow up!

It happens. It’s not common, but sometimes people will shoot themselves in the back of the head a couple of times, crash through a window on the 30th story, pack themselves into a container, lock it from the outside and then chuck themselves into the river, or so I’m I’m told.

If he needs more friends, please inform him that I am available.

I will never forget it, nor pilsner beer.

I’m glad to know that. Czechia is a great contributor to world culture.

I swear to God, if they come for weighted blankets too, there will be blood, and most of it won’t be mine.

On a side note, it’s nice to meet a Czech person here. I made the mistake of visiting Prague once, and I’ve been craving knedliky and gulash, fernet stock, and Alphonse Mucha art ever since.

Follow it with skibidi toilet.