Meanwhile Euler was coming up with all this shit while being blind

Isn’t Vanguard 401ks? Or is that a different Vanguard?

Wait there’s a company called “Blackstone” as well as one called “Blackrock”, and both buy up real estate?

Rear fingerprint scanner PLEASE

*cleft

Butt crack is a cleft

I was going to say Glory to Rome but your answer is better.

“Now Chalmers did his head in you maroon” is a fairly humorous sentence on its own.

Nor at risk of a server misconfiguration leaking all the copies to random assholes

We’ll find out in 30 years

20% margin of error?

Beyonce’s net worth is $800 million, so not quite a billionaire.

Through the magic of “Trump doesn’t give a fuck”

Shhh, don’t tell them. It’s easier when they tell on themselves

I don’t think the word “master” is indicating quality though, just that it’s the “source” or “basis”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_recordings

Oopsie! Thanks for looking into it

It gets easier. The first 3 months are absolutely terrible.

So all of a sudden

Maybe something happened that caused the shift? Hmm, what could it be?

Holy shit

The Good Place should be higher